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Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound
 and gagged. Of all the friends I’ve had… you’re the first. 
Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock. Who am I making 
this out to? Shinier than yours, meatbag. Bender, being God isn’t easy. 
If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, 
they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket.